Dear friends and family,
Welcome
to the 10th edition of the Teodoro family Christmas letter, or the aluminum
anniversary, at least according to Wikipedia. While
we realize that such an occasion sounds like it should include a charming set
of collector’s edition steak knives, we trust that after reading this you will
all be content simply knowing that your lives seem much less haphazardly
jumbled than ours. In keeping with our
family’s random, often Suessian existence, the year might best be titled “Oh,
the Places We Went!”. Our family
excursions began in February as we joined Mike’s parents for a ski trip to Whistler,
followed shortly thereafter by a second cruise to the Mexican Riviera inside of
a year, this time with the kids and Rachel’s parents in tow. Our final family trip, this one to Ocean
Shores in late July, was a double bonus of sorts, as we both avoided the rare
triple-digit heat back home, and arrived in time to witness the annual biker
parade in all its tattooed glory. We truly
enjoyed our time spent together, and had a wonderful experience in every place,
except when we didn’t. Because sometimes
you don’t.
As
the patriarch of this photogenic brood, Mike presided over our family’s first
commercial photo shoot, this one for a new line of Kelty camping equipment that
will be available soon at a Target near you.
In response to an online modeling ad, we applied, submitted test shots,
and were selected over a dozen other families, all on the condition that (and
we are not making this up) Mike wear a hat.
Seriously. Perhaps in response to
this slight, the kids pooled their money together and bought Mike a mullet wig to
wear for Halloween. And yes, pictures of
both are available on the blog. In a
rare (for him) instance of brilliant inspiration, Mike took it upon himself to research
and book a vacation – sans kids – for Rachel and himself to Cancun. With his parents generously watching the
children, Mike and Rachel spent several days in November soaking up the
sunshine at a luxurious resort on the beach, as their new best friend Alejandro
(the beach bartender) looked after their every need. In their own Scooby Doo-like moment, they
agreed that they would still be there too, if it weren’t for those meddling
kids!
With the older children away at their respective institutions of
higher learning and Owen now in preschool four days a week, Rachel has a
glorious 2.5 hour stretch between 9:30 and noon to kick back, watch soap
operas, and eat bon-bons. Ah, but we jest, as she’s clearly not watching
soaps. Everyone knows that The Price Is Right is on at 11:00! In addition to her daily free time, in
January Rachel was again able to join some friends for a girl’s trip to Mexico,
this time to Puerto Vallarta. As she has
now been to Mexico five times in the past two years, Rachel has developed quite
an affection for the country, and contends that she might someday like to
travel there to do some mission work - so long as it can be done at an all-inclusive
resort. Nothing like suffering for
Jesus!
Aidan
is now eleven and in the 6th grade at a middle school close enough
for him to walk to, a welcome respite from two years of 45 minute bus rides to
the nearest elementary with a gifted program.
Of course, to hear him tell it, we force him to trudge barefoot in three
feet of snow, uphill both ways. We think
it builds character. Aidan continues to
be the most musically inclined member of the family, not a difficult feat, but
an achievement nonetheless. In addition
to playing clarinet in the school band, he was asked to join jazz band on
electric guitar, and also takes acoustic guitar lessons with Mike. Aidan now has another season of baseball
behind him, and as a father, especially one who was always afraid to play
catcher, Mike particularly enjoyed it when Aidan would strap on the tools of
ignorance and take his place behind the plate.
Watching him fling off his mask chasing down a pop-up or stroll to the
mound for an impromptu conference with a rattled pitcher was not something to miss.
Our beautiful Isabella is now seven and in the 2nd
grade. She loves school and recently won
an award for her essay and accompanying photography in the category “Beauty
is…”. While not a self portrait like her
daddy suggested, the judges seemed to think that her description of nature and
close-up photo of a flower were good enough to earn a ribbon. Bella played another year of soccer and at
the season’s conclusion was presented with the Little Miss Sunshine award by
her coach. This honor was given both for
her quick smile and cheerful attitude, as well as her continued (at least she’s
consistent) refusal to play in the rain.
A girl’s got to have standards!
It
seems as though four year old Owen grew up in front of our eyes this year. He enjoys school, having his friends over to
play, and pretty much everything else the “big kids” do. Owen passed another childhood milestone early
this summer, when we decided that he was ready to learn to ride his bike
without training wheels. To help
mitigate the potential for injury from this rite of passage, Rachel dressed him
up in long sleeves, strapped on his helmet, grabbed the back of his seat, and
started to walk with him. Within a few
steps, Owen commanded “Mom, let go!” and he was off. Not three days later we found him zooming
down the hill in front of the house, feet on the handlebars – with his eyes
closed. New year, same old Owen! Some things never change.
With that, we would like to wish you all a very merry
Christmas and a wonderful 2010.
Owen
is now five and began kindergarten this fall, and he enjoys riding the bus to
school each day with his sister. His
vocabulary is exploding (as you’ll soon see), his reading is steadily
improving, and he can count to 122 on a good day! Our Christmas letter wouldn't be complete
without another edition of “actual conversations with Owen”, this time where
the eponymous hero of our story was caught at a family gathering shooting his
finger gun, only using the wrong digit as the barrel. When informed that using his middle finger
meant something not very nice, he calmly replied “I know, it rhymes with
truck.” After the shocked laughter died
down, Mike decided that should he ever a) pen his own blog, or b) start a rock
band, “Rhymes with Truck” would make the perfect name.
Evenings and weekends were
spent on a nonstop array of home improvement projects, and by the year’s end he
was definitely in need of a vacation. With
his parents generously agreeing to watch the kids, Mike planned a five night
trip to Mexico with Rachel for early November.
Mike definitely likes to travel in style, and the beautiful two-story
(!) room at an all-inclusive resort in Puerto Vallarta did not disappoint.
and followed up with this:
After a failed attempt in
August, Rachel, Isabella, and Owen managed to use some standby tickets to fly
down to San Diego in October. While
there they were able to visit the zoo, Legoland, and two of the more decrepit
hotels in the greater San Diego area. Rachel
bases her lodging choices primarily on price, and the fact that tiny Isabella’s
mattress sank to the floor or that (and we are not making this up) the lights
in one of the rooms wouldn’t actually turn on didn’t factor much into her
decisions. For her part, Bella has
decided from now on to do her travelling with her father.
Since his birth in 2005, no Christmas letter is complete without highlighting some of our most boisterous child's antics.
Owen passed another milestone earlier this year,
when (to the surprise of many familiar with our little honey badger) he made
his very first trip to the emergency room.
After an early morning bonk to the head left him a bloody mess, two
hours, two stitches, and two-thousand dollars later, he was as good as new. After receiving the bill, Mike vowed that the
next time urgent care isn’t open when Owen needs stitches, we’ll just sew him
up Old Yeller style, with a needle and horse hair.
2012
Again, keeping with the theme of cohesiveness, a good Christmas letter provides a tie in from the previous years letter. In this example, see 2009 to understand the follow up in 2012.
Those of you lucky enough to
have received a photo along with this letter may have noticed that our family
took part in another Kelty photo shoot, and although we are generally loath to
venture into the wilderness, we managed to look right at home in our camping
gear and contractually mandated (for Mike, anyway) hats.
Owen is again part of Cub Scouts, and after the fundraiser prize list was distributed, became quite the salesman. We spent many a weekend with him selling popcorn in front of local businesses, earning enough points so that (like a true Teodoro) he could chose a different pocketknife from every prize level. After months of waiting, his highly anticipated prize pack recently arrived, and since then the majority of our (distinctly one-sided) conversations with Owen have surrounded which knife is the biggest, or the sharpest, or will be most useful to him if he ever gets lost in the wilderness. No one else in the family is much concerned however, because should we ever lose our way in the wild, we are all counting on the photographers to save us.
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